Hey hooman! It’s me your future roommate, snack buddy, and personal heater! Name’s Sir Aqua (but you can call me Fluffy, Your Majesty, or Snack King ). I’m 2 months young , a full-time napper , part-time zoomie champion , and 24/7 cuddle machine . Skills include: Making biscuits (on your lap) Loud purring (even at 3AM) Staring into your soul until you give me treat Looking for a hooman who enjoys long naps, snack sharing , and worshipping their tiny overlord (me) . Adopt me and unlock unlimited happiness! Warning: side effects may include excessive smiling, random awwwws, and an addiction to kitten cuddles. Slide into our DMs before I get even cuter!