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Bono

Bono

Hey hooman! 🐾 It’s me your future roommate, snack buddy, and personal heater! πŸ”₯🐱 Name’s Sir Bono (but you can call me Fluffy, Your Majesty, or Snack King πŸ–). I’m 2 months young πŸŽ‚, a full-time napper πŸ›Œ, part-time zoomie champion πŸŽοΈπŸ’¨, and 24/7 cuddle machine 🫢. Skills include: Making biscuits πŸ₯ (on your lap) Loud purring 🎢 (even at 3AM) Staring into your soul πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ until you give me treat Looking for a hooman who enjoys long naps, snack sharing πŸ—, and worshipping their tiny overlord (me) πŸ‘‘. Adopt me and unlock unlimited happiness! ✨ Warning: side effects may include excessive smiling, random awwwws, and an addiction to kitten cuddles.

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