Hey hooman! πΎ Itβs me your future roommate, snack buddy, and personal heater! π₯π± Nameβs Sir Bono (but you can call me Fluffy, Your Majesty, or Snack King π). Iβm 2 months young π, a full-time napper π, part-time zoomie champion ποΈπ¨, and 24/7 cuddle machine π«Ά. Skills include: Making biscuits π₯ (on your lap) Loud purring πΆ (even at 3AM) Staring into your soul ποΈποΈ until you give me treat Looking for a hooman who enjoys long naps, snack sharing π, and worshipping their tiny overlord (me) π. Adopt me and unlock unlimited happiness! β¨ Warning: side effects may include excessive smiling, random awwwws, and an addiction to kitten cuddles.